The Bigger the Hat the Bigger the Ego (With Rico Nasty)
My Momma Told Me
Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts
4.8 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 16 December 2025
⏱️ 80 minutes
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Summary
Today, David and Langston are joined by rap superstar Rico Nasty, who brings a theory about the power behind a large hat. We're talking joint birthday trips with mom, Super Soaker pee comedy theory, crazy stories from our childhoods, and we discover the origins of Rico Nasty's name. David attempts to tame the sea. Then we look into Rico Nasty's Google search and contemplate whether or not fine people are dull and illiterate.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed Human. I have nothing to say about that meat stretcher thing. In hindsight, it was a weird choice. It was. It was great. Stretch that meat, though, y'all. Make sure you wake up in the morning. Stretch it. Don't get it crank. Get a slant board. You guys ever fuck with? I got a slam board. What's that? |
| 0:38.4 | It's like a slanted board, but you just stand up. It's like stretches out your calves and your claws and stuff like that. It's really good. It's a slanted board. I don't know. I imagine you being with a board like. No, no, no, no, no. He's in the living room. I'm standing out. |
| 0:39.7 | Just stretching his meat. |
| 0:37.7 | Morning stretches. No, no, no, no, no, no, he's in the living room. I'm staying out. |
| 0:38.5 | Just stretching his meat. |
| 0:40.5 | Morning stretches. |
| 0:41.8 | Like a goddamn pizza dough. |
| 0:46.2 | Watching the news. |
| 0:46.9 | You see my roller. |
| 0:49.6 | The cat got my roller again. |
| 0:52.7 | The government growing babies. I can't get my ring again I'm all the |
| 0:55.0 | government growing babies |
| 0:58.0 | microchips in your hands |
| 1:00.0 | all koala bears are racist |
| 1:04.0 | the ozone layer |
| 1:08.0 | owes the money |
| 1:09.0 | Parshing's invented turkey stuff y'all can't tell me nothing Ours only here Ouse me money Farshins offended |
| 1:10.8 | turkey stuff |
| 1:11.7 | Y'all can't tell me |
| 1:14.0 | nothing |
| 1:14.5 | It's just one of them days |
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