No Dogs Allowed
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 11 August 2022
⏱️ 5 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The virtue I so hate in our intern is really starting to freak out now |
| 0:05.4 | Because what you're not really into this dog that your roommate is brought into that did you even ask you about it first? |
| 0:10.8 | Well, that's the thing so I haven't met this girl or her dog yet |
| 0:14.6 | I'm moving into the apartment next week |
| 0:16.7 | But my other roommate one of my good friends for my sorries already moved in and has started debriefing me on the dog's behavior |
| 0:23.7 | I was kind of asked but it was more of like hey, I'm bringing my dog |
| 0:27.9 | It wasn't like a question. It was just like this is happening and I hope you're okay with it. That's not a mask |
| 0:32.0 | No, it's not as a pill. I'm telling you so let's back up for just one second. What school are we talking about? |
| 0:36.8 | Oh miss all miss going back to Oxford next weekend. I need to see that campus. I heard it so much. It's beautiful |
| 0:42.7 | And no best campus in America voted many years in a row so by all miss students |
| 0:47.2 | No, but like actual magazines like I don't I think it was USA today. It was the one from last year. It's all right |
| 0:52.8 | Yeah, it's beautiful. I heard it's amazing |
| 0:55.2 | So you're moving out of the sorority house into an apartment together? Yes, well |
| 1:00.2 | So the third girl we don't know her we had another friend who was gonna move in with us |
| 1:04.7 | But she got a job in California like her dream job. So we were like go do that |
| 1:09.3 | Mm-hmm. Just find someone to fill your spot in the least go do that so this new girl that we don't know |
| 1:14.6 | So she found her yeah, well kind of |
| 1:17.8 | It was she's someone who works for the apartment complex. Okay, but it's our age |
| 1:22.9 | Okay, so she kind of just appeared on the lease when we were like okay |
| 1:27.6 | Like it was just really random and I got a random dm that was like hey, I'm gonna be your roommate. Here's my dog |
| 1:33.2 | Okay, thank you for letting me know so this wasn't arranged like through any kind of like |
| 1:38.6 | I don't know roommate like website or anything or an app where you put in what you are looking for in a roommate and |
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