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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 August 2022

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

Our intern Hayden has a bit of a problem. She’s returning to school soon and her new roommate brought her dog without asking. Her old roommate is pursuing her career and won’t be roommates with Hayden this year, so she puts out an ad for a new roommate to replace her. Hayden is a clean freak and doesn’t like dog hair, so she was sure to disclosed in the ad her disinterest for a roommate with a dog. However, the new roommate applies anyway and sends a photo of her dog to Hayden hoping she’ll be ok with it. “Hey, I’m going to be your roommate…here’s my dog!” Hayden never had any roommate issues before, so she’s uncertain how she should go about addressing the elephant in the room. She doesn’t want to ruin a possible friendship or cause tension within the apartment, but she does want to set a few boundaries. What should Hayden do? How should address the issue? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

The virtue I so hate in our intern is really starting to freak out now

0:05.4

Because what you're not really into this dog that your roommate is brought into that did you even ask you about it first?

0:10.8

Well, that's the thing so I haven't met this girl or her dog yet

0:14.6

I'm moving into the apartment next week

0:16.7

But my other roommate one of my good friends for my sorries already moved in and has started debriefing me on the dog's behavior

0:23.7

I was kind of asked but it was more of like hey, I'm bringing my dog

0:27.9

It wasn't like a question. It was just like this is happening and I hope you're okay with it. That's not a mask

0:32.0

No, it's not as a pill. I'm telling you so let's back up for just one second. What school are we talking about?

0:36.8

Oh miss all miss going back to Oxford next weekend. I need to see that campus. I heard it so much. It's beautiful

0:42.7

And no best campus in America voted many years in a row so by all miss students

0:47.2

No, but like actual magazines like I don't I think it was USA today. It was the one from last year. It's all right

0:52.8

Yeah, it's beautiful. I heard it's amazing

0:55.2

So you're moving out of the sorority house into an apartment together? Yes, well

1:00.2

So the third girl we don't know her we had another friend who was gonna move in with us

1:04.7

But she got a job in California like her dream job. So we were like go do that

1:09.3

Mm-hmm. Just find someone to fill your spot in the least go do that so this new girl that we don't know

1:14.6

So she found her yeah, well kind of

1:17.8

It was she's someone who works for the apartment complex. Okay, but it's our age

1:22.9

Okay, so she kind of just appeared on the lease when we were like okay

1:27.6

Like it was just really random and I got a random dm that was like hey, I'm gonna be your roommate. Here's my dog

1:33.2

Okay, thank you for letting me know so this wasn't arranged like through any kind of like

1:38.6

I don't know roommate like website or anything or an app where you put in what you are looking for in a roommate and

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