It’s Her Senior Year And She’s Determined To Officially Start Dating
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 11 August 2022
⏱️ 7 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The virtue. |
| 0:01.0 | This might be the most adorable email we've received in a while. |
| 0:05.0 | She's a senior in high school and she wants her help. |
| 0:08.6 | Our help because her parents are finally allowing her to date and she's never had a boyfriend |
| 0:14.2 | before but this time she has determined. |
| 0:17.2 | This year she has determined to get herself a boyfriend. |
| 0:20.2 | I'll read the email in a second. |
| 0:21.8 | So you guys remember the very first boyfriend or girlfriend you ever had and what year was |
| 0:30.5 | it? |
| 0:31.5 | So your freshman year, where yeah, in middle school. |
| 0:37.8 | I think I was in middle school. |
| 0:40.1 | Middle school. |
| 0:41.1 | Yeah, there was a sixth grade. |
| 0:42.1 | Who was she? |
| 0:43.1 | Valerie. |
| 0:44.1 | Yeah. |
| 0:45.1 | Do tell. |
| 0:46.1 | We dated for a week. |
| 0:47.8 | I told her I loved her on the phone because I thought that's what you were supposed |
| 0:50.5 | to do. |
| 0:51.5 | And she responded by saying me too and I knew it was over. |
| 0:57.5 | Get that disappointment in right off the bat training you for disappointment. |
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