No Chicken On The First Date!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 10 April 2023

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

There are Chicken Girls and there are Steak Girls, and you better not get it mixed up! Bryan & Krissy go deep into the annals of Blind Date UK to find a match made in the Maldives... A new invention gives a whole new meaning to Kiss Me Thru The Phone We gotta start fucking! AI: it’s a lot like farts. Someone please send Bryan a Fleshlight Bryan loves a good dating show! Bryan & Krissy are doing their own show…not in Tulum TCB gets into Blind Date Bryan & Krissy cannot understand an Essex accent Swinging your dick at the camera Saying “Chubby Chaser”...yikes This girl has a problem, she’s just too hot! Bryan & Krissy learn about boiled sweets What pairs well with the chicken? Date or Ditch? Even if you ditch you still might hate him! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	I would dream first home, probably a doer upper, put a ron stamp on it.
0:03.3	Sounds like a nightmare, which is why I keep saying we should look at new builds.
0:06.5	But they're all sold.
0:07.2	Water tight, asshole free.
0:08.4	Boring, just white boxes.
0:10.2	Well, we can decorate an old liquor painted in there.
0:12.4	Hmm.
0:13.4	Like a nice shade of grey.
0:15.2	We are not having grey walls.
0:16.9	Why not?
0:17.5	Why not?
0:18.5	Whatever stage of the process you're at,
0:20.1	Halifax's online first-time buyer events are full of useful tips and guidance.
0:24.9	Halifax, it's a people thing.
0:26.8	For more information, search Halifax first-time buyer events.
0:30.2	How did Malcolm finally gain his cat's respect?
0:33.4	Was it because he saved 35% on Trainline,
0:36.3	then bravely looked into the eyes of his dismissive pet,
0:39.5	where he saw something that said,
0:42.1	I don't actually hate you.
0:45.1	His Trainline detanked for Malcolm gaining his cat's respect.
0:49.0	We hope so.
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