Dating for Dummies

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 7 April 2023

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Bryan & Krissy might not be able to get to the videos they intend to...but they do have a lot to say about modern dating shows! The Bachelor, Season 185: Boring Girls, Troublemakers, and an Idiot. Bryan's Irish Goodbyes are deeply at odds with the culture he has married into Blue, the dog Bryan secretly loves, has to get knee surgery Are our dogs over-medicated? Please don’t call PETA on Bryan! What is it about British people that just gives them a leg up? Amsterdam says No More British Men! Doing drugs in 2023 is a daaaaangerous game Krissy has a recurring dream about the radio station Bryan has nightmares about TCB Bryan found a new dating show to binge It’s…The Trap! Bryan hates Chris Harrison Nothing's real on The Bachelor! Look hot, cause drama. When you actually try to make people fall in love, it's boring, but if you dgaf, it's great TV Back in the day Bryan & Krissy had Mishel from Married at First Sight Australia on TCB LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	I would dream first home, probably a doer upper, put a runs damp on it.
0:03.3	Sounds like a nightmare, which is why I keep saying we should look at new builds.
0:06.5	But they're all so watertight, asshole free.
0:08.4	Boring, just white boxes.
0:10.2	Well, we can decorate an old liquor painted in there.
0:12.4	Hmm.
0:13.4	Like a nice shade of grey.
0:15.2	We are not having grey walls.
0:16.9	Why not?
0:17.5	Why not?
0:18.5	Whatever stage of the process you're at,
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0:24.9	Halifax, it's a people thing.
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0:30.2	Are you down and depressed, struggling to play the game of life?
0:33.6	Could you use a little guidance, some honest advice, a weekly dose of functional encouragement?
0:38.3	Well, if so, then ask your doctor about, no, just kidding.
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0:54.1	Yep, that's honesty.
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