Bud Lightenment

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 12 April 2023

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

What's the Dalai Lama drinking these days? Bud Lightenment, baby. Bryan tells Krissy about the Dalai Lama Drama, and later they get into some questionable Ask TCBs. Bryan has no creative vision! The Dalai Lama Drama Bud Lightenment The Dalai Lama asked a child to do WHAT?! Commercial Break Calls for New Dalai Llama! Against all advice, Bryan watched Love Is Blind No more 20 year olds on dating shows! Krissy isn’t keeping up with the notebook... Brother Husbands doesn’t work...because men are fools Ask TCB! One listener is secretly dating her best friend’s ex and trying to take him to her wedding Another is looking for love, but his dick is holding him back The return of Dante the Devil Baby! Ease it in… Producer Christina volunteers as tribute for Bryan & Krissy’s 12 inch dick dating show Will TCB go on the road? What’s the day to day minutia of TCB? Y’all don’t even want to know… LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	We were in the middle of our tournament where my friend John said he found a body in the bushes over there.
0:05.1	I ran over there because I'm a healing monk to try and help, but obviously my magic wasn't strong enough because the dude's body was missing ahead.
0:14.0	So my friend decided to try and use a necromancer spell which didn't work, which I knew it wouldn't.
0:20.0	And apparently we contaminated the crime scene because that spell uses a lot of glitter.
0:25.4	On this episode of the commercial break.
0:32.4	The show itself is a dud. It's a dud because there isn't the kind of drama there is when the men are trying to find multiple lives.
0:39.4	Sure. The guys are just like lap dogs. They're like, yes, ma'am, no ma'am, look on.
0:44.4	Well, she wants another big, she gets another big. Mama wants her, mama gets. I'll be in the other room playing Xbox, drinking Bud Lightingman.
0:53.4	The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
1:02.4	Oh yeah, Katsy again. Welcome back to the commercial break. I am Brian Green. This is my dear friend and co-host, Kristen Joy.
1:08.4	Holy bestie you, Chrissy.
1:10.4	Bestie you out there in the podcast universe. I thought I'd throw the aliens in one last time because you know, for months.
1:20.4	Oh, we heard was stop playing the dying cat noise at the beginning of the episode.
1:26.4	Along with a few, could you not be so high energy right out of the gate?
1:32.4	But now that we stop playing the damn aliens noise, everyone's like, oh, come on, Mr. Aliens noise. What happened to the aliens noise?
1:39.4	Well, squeaky wheel gets the oil squeaky wheel squeaky wheel gets the grease.
1:45.4	And the three listeners that we are pretty sure that we have most weeks.
1:50.4	Those three listeners kept telling us to stop playing the fucking aliens noise. So we listen. We listen to the three listeners.
1:55.4	We can rotate in and out. You got a whole board there with different little buttons and be boobs.
2:00.4	Yeah, I have beep. Yeah, beep, beep, beep, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop. You're the right. And like, I love that noise.
2:07.4	I call him. He's so good. He's so good. That's Paul the sales guy. Yeah.
2:12.4	I'm not in the case you didn't know, but I thought I'd play it one last time. Now the aliens are dead.
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