Nine Inch Nails Sucks

Your Favorite Band Sucks

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3.7 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 5 July 2018

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Summary

This is the McDonald's of goth culture. Goth Daddy Too Buff (a.k.a. Trent Reznor) has been cashing in on teen angst for thirty freakin' years. Think about that for a second. This is a 50-year-old man who's monetized temper tantrums. Give us a break. Mark likes to refer to Nine Inch Nails as "Ministry Jr." because NIN rips off Ministry so hard that they even went through a phase of being an extremely campy new wave project before getting all dark and dressing like it's Mad Max out here. Oh, but then there's Skinny Puppy... And New Order... And, just, come on, Nine Inch Nails sucks.

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0:00.0	What is nine-inch nails in the metric system?
0:14.4	Anyone smart enough to figure that out?
0:15.8	I have no idea.
0:16.8	I have no clue.
0:18.2	I wonder if they translate it for other countries.
0:21.0	You know what I bet not.
0:23.0	I'm looking it up.
0:24.0	Well, because in Pulp Fiction, there's the whole thing.
0:26.4	You know what they call a quarter pounder in Holland.
0:29.4	He gets them the whole gram flour.
0:30.4	Yeah, which is the thing.
0:31.4	Yeah.
0:32.4	So one nine-inch nails is basically the McDonald's of Goth, right?
0:36.3	Centimeters is 22.86.
0:38.3	22.86 Centimeter nails.
0:40.1	Round it up.
0:41.1	23.
0:42.1	23 Centimeter nails.
0:43.1	Yeah.
0:44.1	I'm going to get that tattooed.
0:45.1	No, you won't.
0:46.1	You're fucking right.
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