Smashing Pumpkins Suck

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3.7 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 28 June 2018

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

First of all, this isn't a band. It's Billy Corgan going into a studio and recording 100 guitar tracks per song, then whispering half his vocals before eating a bunch of broken glass and recording the other half. You're not Kevin Shields, man. Chill. Next, this episode contains a shocking revelation about the music of Smashing Pumpkins. It's honestly so important that it could end up in the viral news cycle. But until Buzzfeed rips off our insights, you'll just have to listen to the episode to hear it. The Smashing Pumpkins suck.

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0:00.0	No, I know, I know what this podcast is. I know what we're doing here. Talk about Mr.
0:16.0	Winnie-ass, Billy Corrigan. I believe you mean William Corrigan. We call him William
0:21.5	this entire episode. No, he wants to be called William now. He doesn't want to be. You're
0:24.5	making that up. I'm not making it up. He doesn't want to be called Billy anymore. He wants
0:28.4	to be called William Patrick Corrigan. That's what he wants everyone to call him. That's
0:33.0	not verified. It's true. I don't believe you. Fake news? This is fake news. You're spreading
0:37.4	fake fucking news. No, it's true. It is true. And I think that the reason why Billy Corrigan
0:42.6	wants to now be referred to as William Patrick Corrigan is because if you Google Billy Corrigan,
0:50.0	it's just a fucking library of shit behavior. There's just too much. Yeah, people do
0:57.8	dislike his personal choices. Did you Google Billy Corrigan? All you're going to see is headlines
1:04.3	of dumb shit this guy's done. He hasn't worked with a single person who has great things to say
1:10.3	about him. I found this quote that I thought was funny and it kind of tied into what you're saying,
1:13.8	but I only pasted part of the quote. It says, I often expressed my frustrations with the emotional
1:21.8	short bus that is Billy Corrigan. That's what I don't know what Billy Corrigan said that? No,
1:27.5	no. Somebody was saying that about Billy Corrigan saying that he was an emotional short bus. Did you
1:32.1	know that Sharon Osborne managed the smashing pumpkins for about three months? No. Sharon Osborne
1:38.4	was the smashing pumpkins manager for three months. And when she quit, she issued a press release
1:44.6	that included the statement quote, it was with great pride and enthusiasm that I took on management
1:51.4	of the pumpkins. But unfortunately, I must resign today due to medical reasons.
1:56.6	Billy Corrigan was making me sick. The whole end quote. That's pretty good burn, dude. Press release.
2:02.9	She fucking issued that to the press. I don't even like her, but that's a great burn.
2:06.8	Sharon Osborne. Yeah. Fucking worst. Yeah. Hit him. Except for apparently Billy Corrigan is worse
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