Led Zeppelin Sucks
Your Favorite Band Sucks
Your Favorite Band Sucks
3.7 • 2.6K Ratings
🗓️ 4 October 2018
⏱️ 53 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Imagine people thinking and considering you to be the greatest rock band of all time. |
| 0:16.7 | So I think it's probably fair to say that Led Zeppelin is considered by most, by many, |
| 0:21.2 | be the greatest rock band of all time. |
| 0:24.1 | And yet there are seemingly infinite numbers of videos of 10-year-olds covering your music. |
| 0:32.4 | Perfectly. |
| 0:33.3 | But here's the thing. I would go so far as to agree with every single person who has ever called Led Zeppelin |
| 0:40.9 | the best rock band in history. I would say yes, they are. And they still suck. |
| 0:48.4 | This is the best that this genre can do and it's fucking awful. |
| 0:54.0 | The best rock band is still the worst music. It sucks. It sucks. Go home, start over and come back |
| 1:03.0 | when you have something good for me to hear because this is not it. Yeah, no. I just think that |
| 1:10.1 | for me it goes back to the way back to the tool episode. It's the same concept. If a 10-year-old |
| 1:17.6 | or younger, actually there are plenty of videos of literal children playing your songs as good |
| 1:24.6 | as you do. Yeah. Maybe you're not that talented and maybe you're not that good. Why are we impressed? |
| 1:30.3 | Maybe I shouldn't be impressed if an eight-year-old can play that guitar part. |
| 1:35.2 | What are we impressed about here? Like what is the thing that we're... Oh wow. |
| 1:39.5 | Children's music. Yeah. Kids can do this. If a kid can play your guitar riff and drum parts |
| 1:45.7 | flawlessly. Show me an eight-year-old kid who can sing like George Jones and then I'll lose my |
| 1:50.7 | mind over some shit. Yeah, good luck. I'll get real impressed right around the time that happens |
| 1:56.0 | and it's not gonna happen because you're fucking not gonna find that kid because that's what talent |
| 2:00.8 | sounds like and Led Zeppelin has got to be one of the least talented bands. But they're the best |
| 2:07.0 | rock band in history. Well, I feel like people are probably gonna have a problem with us saying this. |
| 2:11.2 | They're the best that rock can do, but it's still not good enough. It's really not that |
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