Nightstand Revolution
Poog with Kate Berlant and Jacqueline Novak
Kate Berlant and Jacqueline Novak
4.8 • 2K Ratings
🗓️ 28 April 2026
⏱️ 51 minutes
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Summary
The revolution will be nightstand. Kate's long-awaited allergy test comes back and Jacqueline sifts through the confounding results. Mismatched woods or matching? Grohl Bowls and a minimum age for doctors. A thorough investigation of nightstands and the appropriate price to pay for them. Facebook Marketplace and a reduction in narrative are prescribed. Kate lists all that lies beside her bed. Mr. Baby and Instagram soup. Jacqueline finds Celsius in the cigarette shop and two thermometers in her bag. CVS after dark with a wine bar in the back? On FaceTime with Boo the Cat and dreams of a grocery store in the home. Emotional flooding is real.
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, I'm Kate Burland. |
| 0:02.3 | I'm Jacqueline Novak. |
| 0:03.4 | And this is Pug, an ongoing conversation about wellness between two obsessive friends. |
| 0:08.1 | Two untamable intellects. |
| 0:09.9 | This is our hobby. |
| 0:10.7 | This is our hell. |
| 0:11.6 | This is our naked desire for free products. |
| 0:13.9 | This is Pug. |
| 0:15.3 | Today's topics, loosely speaking. |
| 0:17.3 | Grohl Bowl. |
| 0:18.4 | CVS After Dark, 94 degrees. |
| 0:24.8 | Hello. |
| 0:25.5 | Hi, how are you? |
| 0:26.5 | Nice to see you. |
| 0:27.7 | Well, good to see you. |
| 0:29.7 | You'll relate to this this morning and I feel like it's better, but I went to like an absolutely packed, like hot Pilates class. I'm always proud when you, when you go into packed ones because of your fear of illness. |
| 0:41.3 | I know. |
| 0:42.0 | And I was the whole time like, well, how will this not do it? |
| 0:46.2 | It's not like being around people means sickness always. |
| 0:49.5 | Being around people is one thing. |
| 0:51.5 | Being in a tiny, no ventilation. |
| 0:53.6 | But the assumption that someone's sick. You know what I mean? I know. I know. No, I know. I know. I totally know. I'm just challenging it. And that's why it's immersion therapy. It's exposure therapy. But I also had somebody, I think it was acupuncturist being like, you really don't want to be next to people who are sweating like that because you don't know what the fuck their toxic load is. Sure. And it's like fucking disgusting. And I was like totally. Fair enough. And, um, and, and, but I, so there's that. So I woke up. But then I also go, as you know, my raw, I got allergy tested. I did the full scratch test where on your back they poke you a million times. So here's what's like inconclusive. No, here's what you go. This is really funny. So every food, right? And I'm like, whoa, what if there's allergies, every dander, every pollen. And she said the negative test is very accurate. |
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