2025 First College Football Playoff Rankings Analysis feat. Donkeymind ™
Shutdown Fullcast
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4.8 • 3K Ratings
🗓️ 5 November 2025
⏱️ 99 minutes
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Summary
- The crew celebrates the Feast of Saint Jelly Roll
- True-life country songs
- Is ham a "light meat"? We debate, you decide
- Do horses move? Asking for one of our hosts
- Spencer welcomes a new addition to the family
- The long-awaited sequel to Business Prison
- Plus! The Week 11 slate of games, even the ones in the ACC
- This episode produced by Michael Ray Surber
- Shutdown Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Christian Ashlock
- DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it's not
- Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason's critically praised novel and other work
- Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
- Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz and his new show Podcasterino
- Now through December 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to Trans Ohio. Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase exclusive PTKU Blue Sharks gear and other Fullcast-branded loot
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Here at Florida, we are not addicted to success. |
| 0:02.6 | That's why we invented Gatorade. |
| 0:05.6 | Wash your success away with Gatorade, |
| 0:07.9 | so you don't have to worry about that. |
| 0:10.8 | That's right. |
| 0:12.6 | Oh, we've got to protect our record. |
| 0:14.1 | No, you don't. |
| 0:15.2 | Instead of disappointment, you have an appointment with Gatorade. |
| 0:18.2 | With Gatorade. |
| 0:19.3 | With Dr. Gatorade. |
| 0:22.1 | Wash your tears and your fears and your dreams away with a big old glug of Gatorade. |
| 0:29.4 | And you can make math from it. |
| 0:33.9 | I like that we have a subset of the audience who's now decided Cerber's Jelly Roll is more canonical than Jelly Rolls. |
| 0:42.3 | What do you mean? |
| 0:43.3 | What are you in that? |
| 0:44.3 | The audience? |
| 0:45.3 | This is a subset of the hosts on this show. |
| 0:47.3 | I could not tell you a single name of a jelly roll song or anything about him. |
| 0:52.3 | Everything I know about him is seen guy on TV |
| 0:56.2 | and other than that server is jelly roll. I'm heartbroken over ridiculousness. |
| 1:02.8 | Also, whatever he's saying, whatever this actual, I'm a jelly roll truther at this point. If he's even |
| 1:09.3 | real, like I've seen the face, but if he's even real, whatever he's coming up with could not possibly improve upon what Serber has been treating us to. |
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