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🗓️ 5 November 2025

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Summary

The crew celebrates the Feast of Saint Jelly Roll
True-life country songs
Is ham a "light meat"? We debate, you decide
Do horses move? Asking for one of our hosts
Spencer welcomes a new addition to the family
The long-awaited sequel to Business Prison
Plus! The Week 11 slate of games, even the ones in the ACC
This episode produced by Michael Ray Surber
Shutdown Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Christian Ashlock
DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it's not
Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason's critically praised novel and other work
Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz and his new show Podcasterino
Now through December 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to Trans Ohio. Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase exclusive PTKU Blue Sharks gear and other Fullcast-branded loot

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0:00.0	Here at Florida, we are not addicted to success.
0:02.6	That's why we invented Gatorade.
0:05.6	Wash your success away with Gatorade,
0:07.9	so you don't have to worry about that.
0:10.8	That's right.
0:12.6	Oh, we've got to protect our record.
0:14.1	No, you don't.
0:15.2	Instead of disappointment, you have an appointment with Gatorade.
0:18.2	With Gatorade.
0:19.3	With Dr. Gatorade.
0:22.1	Wash your tears and your fears and your dreams away with a big old glug of Gatorade.
0:29.4	And you can make math from it.
0:33.9	I like that we have a subset of the audience who's now decided Cerber's Jelly Roll is more canonical than Jelly Rolls.
0:42.3	What do you mean?
0:43.3	What are you in that?
0:44.3	The audience?
0:45.3	This is a subset of the hosts on this show.
0:47.3	I could not tell you a single name of a jelly roll song or anything about him.
0:52.3	Everything I know about him is seen guy on TV
0:56.2	and other than that server is jelly roll. I'm heartbroken over ridiculousness.
1:02.8	Also, whatever he's saying, whatever this actual, I'm a jelly roll truther at this point. If he's even
1:09.3	real, like I've seen the face, but if he's even real, whatever he's coming up with could not possibly improve upon what Serber has been treating us to.
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