Nicole's Latest Tinder Failures (w/ John Mason & Nicholas Stavola)

Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Headgum & Nicole Byer

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4.8 • 15.6K Ratings

🗓️ 13 July 2018

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Nicole's oldest, best friends John Mason & Nicholas Stavola reminisce about their old high school romances, why John wouldn't take Nicole to their prom, and Nicole shares some hot pussy facts. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter: @nicolebyer Instagram: @nicolebyer Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy

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0:00.0	Why won't you date me?
0:10.0	Why won't you date me?
0:12.0	Why won't you date me?
0:14.0	Please, tell me why.
0:18.0	Oh baby, hi, hi, hi, hi.
0:26.0	I want to do another episode of Why Won't You Dave Me?
0:30.0	A podcast where I try to figure out why I'm still single,
0:34.0	even though I'll slip a hot dog in your butt hole,
0:38.0	pull it out, put it on a bun, and eat it.
0:40.0	Is that bad? I don't know.
0:42.0	My guest today, you know them from the internet.
0:46.0	They have Instagram, they have Facebook accounts.
0:54.0	They are two of my oldest fucking friends, they came to visit,
1:00.0	and I said, I put you to work.
1:04.0	I put you on my podcast.
1:06.0	You have no choice because I'm driving the car.
1:10.0	Please welcome all the way from Buckingall, Australia.
1:14.0	John Maysaid.
1:16.0	Oh, it all the way from New Harsey.
1:20.0	Hello, hello, hello.
1:22.0	Okay, what a treat.
1:24.0	Have either one of you done a podcast before?
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