Nicole's Choice of Porn (w/ Ronnie Adrian)

Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Headgum & Nicole Byer

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4.8 • 15.6K Ratings

🗓️ 5 July 2019

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

"I'm crazier than you. I'll fuck you up with these dildos" Ronnie Adrian (Comedy Bang Bang, White Women) joins Nicole to discuss their mutual struggle with flirting, and the best way to end a bad date with courtesy. Nicole shares her favorite porn videos to masturbate to, and calls out a woman for peeing on her toilet seat. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter: @nicolebyer Instagram: @nicolebyer Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy

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0:00.0	Why won't you date me?
0:10.0	Why won't you date me?
0:12.0	Why won't you date me?
0:14.0	Please tell me why!
0:18.0	Oh!
0:20.0	Woo!
0:23.0	Woo!
0:25.0	Woo!
0:26.0	It's another episode of,
0:27.0	Why won't you date me?
0:29.0	A podcaster me and a coal buyer tries to figure out how I'm still single.
0:32.0	Even though I'll let you come in my wig,
0:34.0	and I'll put it on my head and pretend it's wig glue.
0:36.0	Hahahaha!
0:40.0	Hahahaha!
0:44.0	Hahahaha!
0:47.0	Hahahaha!
0:49.0	Oh, I really got myself a fat one.
0:52.0	Oh, my guess today he's very funny.
0:55.0	He performs at UCB once a month with his improv group called White Women,
0:58.0	which you should go see because they're incredible.
1:01.0	He's also been on comedy bang bang the TV show and comedy bang bang the podcast.
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