The Opposite of a Meet-Cute (w/ Alice Wetterlund)
Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer
Headgum & Nicole Byer
4.9 • 16K Ratings
🗓️ 28 June 2019
⏱️ 60 minutes
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Summary
Alice Wetterlund (Girl Code, Treks and the City podcast) joins Nicole to discuss their Girl Code tour horror stories, talk about men who claim to have dated celebrities (we're talking about YOU, Moby) and Alice's newfound interest in butt stuff. Plus, Nicole shares details on her new book deal!
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| 0:00.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:10.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:12.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:14.0 | Please tell me why. |
| 0:18.0 | Oh, baby, welcome to another episode of Why Won't You Date Me? |
| 0:27.0 | A podcast where me and a colabire tries to figure out how I'm still single. |
| 0:31.0 | Even though if you tell me the only way you can come is by fucking the back of my knee, I would let you do it! |
| 0:42.0 | Oh, baby, I'm running low on these! |
| 0:44.0 | My guest today, you know where you love her. |
| 0:46.0 | She was in my condom, need wedding date, silicon valley. |
| 0:49.0 | She was on people of earth. |
| 0:51.0 | People from earth? |
| 0:53.0 | People of earth? |
| 0:54.0 | People of earth? |
| 0:56.0 | People of earth? |
| 0:57.0 | Also, she got a special coming out on Amazon called I Am A Human. |
| 1:01.0 | And so is my mama. |
| 1:02.0 | My mama is a human and so am I. |
| 1:04.0 | It does not come out on August 11th, but that's the date I made up. |
| 1:08.0 | Oh, and it's on Amazon. |
| 1:09.0 | Oh, she's a French, she was on Girl Code with me. |
| 1:11.0 | We've toured together. |
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