Microdosing (w/ Johnny Pemberton)

Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Headgum & Nicole Byer

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4.8 • 15.6K Ratings

🗓️ 12 July 2019

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

"I thought I was going to die. I was actually laughing at the idea of living." Johnny Pemberton (22 Jump Street, Superstore) discusses taking LSD at Disneyland, and accidentally overdosing while trying to microdose. Meanwhile, Nicole's candy-flipping and wants to start microdosing shrooms. Plus, Nicole goes over some of her latest awkward dating app conversations, and Johnny suggests some new wild dating tips for Nicole to try out. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter: @nicolebyer Instagram: @nicolebyer Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy

Transcript

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0:00.0	Why won't you date me?
0:10.0	Why won't you date me?
0:12.0	Why won't you date me?
0:14.0	Please, tell me why.
0:24.0	Baby, welcome to another episode of Why Won't You Date Me?
0:28.0	I'm glad the podcast for meeting a whole buyer tries to figure out how I'm still single, even though I will let you put your dick in my ear!
0:38.0	I'm running low on these!
0:41.0	My guest today, you know, you love him, you've seen him on Ant, or you've seen him in Ant Man 21 gem street, 22 gem street super store,
0:50.0	Sun of Zorin, I feel bad, just a whole bunch of stuff!
0:54.0	It has such a nice career!
0:54.0	Johnny Pemberton!
0:56.0	Yeah, I'm very happy!
0:58.0	Johnny, your last name right, Pemberton?
0:59.0	Yeah, honestly, I like it when people say it other ways.
1:01.0	I feel like I don't...
1:04.0	It's fun to hear someone say your name in a way like, oh yeah, I would not say it that way.
1:06.0	I thought it was Pemberton.
1:10.0	Pemberton?
1:13.0	I would take it.
1:14.0	I think I'm very wrong, so then I looked up your Wikipedia page or your IMDB, and there was no L, and I said, yes, I've been wrong.
1:15.0	I've been very wrong!
1:24.0	You could say Pendleton, which is a brand of shirts, blankets.
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