Sasheer Wanted to Be Asked to Join a Secret Society
Best Friends with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata
Headgum
4.9 • 5K Ratings
🗓️ 29 January 2020
⏱️ 56 minutes
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Summary
After learning more about harmony, Nicole & Sasheer get to the bottom of what song has been stuck in Nicole’s head, and who in the world has the most octaves. They take a quiz to see which member of the Illuminati they are, run into a lot of complicated pronunciations, take another quiz to see what piece of Ikea furniture they are, and learn about Cousins Undercover. They answer listener questions about appearing on podcasts, and not yet meeting a friend’s serious boyfriend. Plus, a question from a 12-year old on how to deal with insecurity!
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| 0:41.9 | I know |
| 0:44.6 | It sounds like I'm peeing, right? |
| 0:48.0 | No, it is not. |
| 0:49.4 | No, it is not. |
| 0:50.3 | So you're pouring something into a cup. |
| 0:51.9 | It doesn't sound like urine? |
| 0:53.0 | That fizz should not be urine. |
| 0:51.6 | Your urine's not fizzy? No. Then maybe you're sick. I don't. That's not. Nope. Yeah. Maybe you're sick. Mm-mm. Did we start? Are we doing this? Hi, welcome to best friends. Hi. Are you trying to get out of here? Kimmy, you're trying to leave? |
| 0:52.3 | Kimmy, what the fuck? |
| 0:53.3 | We're closing the door. |
| 1:11.0 | Kimmy got are you trying to leave? |
| 1:11.7 | Kimmy, what the fuck? |
| 1:12.7 | We're closing the door. |
| 1:14.7 | Kimmy got the fuck up. |
| 1:16.0 | It was like, at the door. |
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