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🗓️ 19 March 2014
⏱️ 82 minutes
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0:00.0 | A billion years ago there was nothing but space |
0:03.2 | than one of God's wet farts blew all the planets in place |
0:06.2 | there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but planet Earth was blessed |
0:10.6 | with two baby geniuses. |
0:14.0 | Baby geniuses, we know everything. |
0:17.0 | Baby geniuses, we know everything. |
0:20.0 | Baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses we know everything |
0:23.0 | baby geniuses tell us something we don't know |
0:26.0 | hello welcome to baby geniuses I'm Emily I'm Lisa and welcome to baby |
0:31.0 | geniuses welcome Welcome, welcome. |
0:33.8 | Check. |
0:34.8 | How are you? |
0:35.8 | That's nice. |
0:37.2 | How are you doing, Lisa? |
0:38.6 | I'm good. |
0:40.1 | We are recording this post Valentine's Day which I ignored. |
0:46.6 | I hated. |
0:49.4 | You had not a good Valentine's Day. |
0:51.3 | Yeah. |
0:52.3 | It's never that good. I've had one good |
0:55.1 | Valentine's Day in my entire life I think. Yeah. Have you I mean you would not |
1:00.0 | have been together for a while you had like... Yeah I mean usually we do something nice he cooks a steak or something |
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