Justin Halpern / Paul Danke

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 27 March 2014

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

This week we have a super manly, super sexy episode for you. Drugs! Sex! Cars! Bee stings! Beastings! First, TV writer / Emily's boss / twitter empresario Justin Halpern tells us some "fun facts" about Pablo Escobar and breaks all the rules about baby naming. Or at least: one. Listen to find out which! Then street racing expert Decklund Black "breaks it down" about sweet rides and hot moves on the streets! FUCK YEAH! Oh we also talk about space sex and animal attacks! It's fuckin' exciting, man!!!! Emily Heller Lisa Hanawalt Justin Halpern Paul Danke

Transcript

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0:00.0	A billion years ago there was nothing but space than one of God's wet farts
0:04.8	blew all the planets in place there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but
0:09.2	planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses.
0:14.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:17.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:20.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses we know everything
0:23.0	baby geniuses tell something we don't know
0:26.4	hello babies welcome to baby geniuses
0:30.0	we're recording
0:31.1	I'm doing new ambush style starting of the podcast.
0:36.5	My name is Emily.
0:37.9	My name is Lisa.
0:39.3	Thank you for listening to our podcast.
0:41.8	Till this point, I know it's been very trying for you
0:46.1	How are you good? It's nice to be here. We're recording in beautiful sunny Los Angeles California
0:55.1	I've been converting a lot of people to the LA way of life. Have you and how? What does that mean? I think so. I've just been
1:00.1	like telling everyone that it's awesome. I thought you meant you were smoking
1:03.2	them out. Oh yeah that too. Oh we can talk about this I recorded a set on
1:10.9	Wednesday for the meltdown TV show which is going to be on Comedy Central.
1:14.6	Which my brother works on.
1:15.8	Oh yeah I saw him there.
1:17.2	He hung out.
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