Nico Santos / Betsy Sodaro

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 25 July 2016

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Hello babies! More specifically, hello adults! Do you have difficulty making and keeping friendships in your advanced age? We have some tips to take your platonic relationships to the next level. In Chunch Chat, we take it all the way to the patent office to discuss if Martha Stewart legally has the rights to her horse’s name. Let us know if you see any unlicensed Chunch products at Zara this summer! In Wiki of the Week, we talk about a touchy subject. All horses are winners in our eyes, but today we’re talking about one that’s a complete loser. That is to say, a horse who has never won a race. Nico Santos joins us to teach us about his history as a high end fashion salesperson and fancy food eater. Ghost expert Focaccia Wallace stops by with a grim warning: apparitions are everywhere!

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0:00.0	A billion years ago there was nothing but space than one of God's wet farts
0:04.8	threw all the planets in place there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but
0:09.3	planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses.
0:14.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:17.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:20.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses we know everything baby geniuses tell us something we don't know
0:26.1	Hello babies
0:29.4	welcome to baby geniuses I'm Emily I'm Lisa thanks for listening to our show God you look good today
0:36.5	Ooh I'm getting all no I would do, but some of you would enjoy it too much,
0:45.0	you fucking purves.
0:46.0	You pieces of shit.
0:48.0	Oh, man, I just really turned on you guys,
0:51.0	you didn't even do anything.
0:52.0	Welcome to our show. turned on you guys, you didn't do anything.
0:53.4	Welcome to our show.
0:56.2	We got so many good Twitter topics from you guys
0:59.1	for what to talk about today.
1:02.3	You guys are better at knowing what we should talk about then we are at this point.
1:06.3	We haven't learned anything.
1:07.6	Okay. The first one we got is about making and keeping friends as you get older.
1:14.8	How do you gals do it?
1:15.9	How do you court friends?
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