Baron Vaughn / Eric Dadourian

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 11 July 2016

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Summary

Hello babies! First things first: please donate to the families of Alton Sterling and Philando Castle if you can spare it. Links provided below: We have a lot of fun on this episode regardless of how insanely sad this week has been. I promise! Lisa is back from her book tour (Go buy her new book Hot Dog Taste Test!) and she has some kooky tales from her adventures. On Chunch Chat, we talk about how difficult it is keeping up with celeb horse news. There has to be a better way! Will somebody please create a site that aggregates all the horsey hearsay on the web? In Wiki of the Week, we dive into the German children’s book/collection of cautionary tales Struwwelpeter. Baron Vaughn joins us to teach us how to properly use ayahuasca. Timeless style icon Gary Saint Garie stops by to educate us on his involvement in the creation of fashion. Emily Heller Lisa Hanawalt Baron Vaughn Eric Dadourian Philando Castle https://www.gofundme.com/2d55v9g Alton Sterling https://www.gofundme.com/2d3eze7g

Transcript

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0:00.0	A billion years ago there was nothing but space than one of God's wet farts
0:04.8	threw all the planets in place there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but
0:09.3	planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses.
0:14.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:17.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:20.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses we know everything baby geniuses tell us something we don't know
0:26.3	Hello babies welcome to baby geniuses I'm Emily I'm Lisa we got a great show for you
0:32.3	today hey should be really I'm Lisa. We got a great show for you today.
0:33.0	Hey, hey!
0:34.0	Should be really good.
0:36.0	This is one of the rare episodes where it's coming out pretty soon
0:40.0	after we record it.
0:42.0	Yeah. It's been a fucking crazy week been a fucking shitty week in a shitty year. Yeah in a shitty country
0:50.0	Yes. Love my country, but boy, but boy, but boy,
0:54.0	boy, boy, oh boy, does it have some big
0:58.0	intractable problems that make me not want to leave my bed.
1:05.0	So we're not going to get into too much up top.
1:08.0	We might talk about it a little later in the show,
1:10.0	but before the show starts, I just want to encourage people to donate your
1:18.5	time and your money to you know there are a lot of really, there are go fund me accounts for both
1:25.4	Philando Castile's family and Alton Sterling's family.
1:29.3	And we'll post links.
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