Nickelodeon-Style Teen Toe Trafficking

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 6 June 2025

⏱️ 46 minutes

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On Today’s Best Of Episode: Today on the program:🔹 Nickelodeon creator Dan Schneider accused of turning children’s TV into a foot fetish dungeon 👣📺🔹 A man in NYC gets into a screaming match with a pantsless mannequin on the subway 🗽🧍‍♀️🗣️🔹 Elderly couple calls 911 on a Roomba—because robot shadows are terrifying 🤖🚽🚔🔹 Church youth […]

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0:05.4	Experience the magic of reruns.
0:09.7	I feel it in my fucking con.
0:11.8	Feel it in your con.
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1:15.6	Why you have to have to be it? It's really.
1:17.6	I'm a lot. Hey, freaks, it's Tuesday, April 16th, 2019.
1:45.8	Coming up on the program today, foot fetish pedophiles working on your child's favorite basic cable television shows.
1:51.9	Plus, getting into a public fight with a mannequin, bearded men are dirty and produce little semen, and a dick lover go shopping.
1:59.8	All this today!
2:01.1	The guy, he's in the dirty underwear or something. I don't know. He's a sniff freak.
2:05.6	I'm a human being. My grandfather eating my ass.
2:11.0	This is the biggest watermelon. That's the guy I ever saying.
2:13.6	Try new peanut butter age. It's the Distorted View Show with Tim Henson.
2:18.2	All right. A Freaks, Tim Henson, back here with you for the Side Show exclusive Tuesday podcast.
2:24.3	Got a good one for you today.
2:25.6	Do you guys remember that old television show, head of the class, starring WKRPs Howard Hesman?
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