Jizz Jockey Crowned “Nut King” At The World’s First Sperm Derby

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 4 June 2025

⏱️ 49 minutes

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On Today’s Episode: On Today’s Show: 🧠 Also in this episode: We review a live poop-eating challenge so you never have to. You’re welcome. Tim launches Distorted View: Tim’s Version — a re-recording of early, cringey episodes with a fresh twist for the Crude Summer series. Podcasting pioneers don’t take breaks, they take revenge on […]

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0:00.0	Do you love creamy pussies?
0:04.6	Good.
0:05.9	Then plunge your tongue into our wet cunts.
0:08.3	Girls, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
0:10.3	We're not doing creamy cunts right now.
0:12.7	We're doing an ad for Distorted View Daily,
0:15.5	Side Show Summer Rep Savings!
0:18.8	It's the last few days to grab a side show membership on sale.
0:22.2	Monthlies only $7.50, yearly's only 80.
0:26.0	Go to Distortedview.com right now.
0:28.6	Okay, back to Creamy Puzzies. Hey, freaks, it's Wednesday, June 4th, 20205.
0:55.3	Coming up on the program today,
0:56.8	eating dog shit on live stream isn't as lucrative as you might think it would be.
1:01.0	Plus, exciting footage from the world's first sperm race.
1:04.4	A 19th century condom, that's also a piece of cum-catching art.
1:08.1	And the war on truck nuts arrives in Idaho.
1:11.0	All coming up today.
1:14.8	I like Bukake.
1:16.8	I like Bukake.
1:18.4	I like Bukake.
1:20.3	I like Bukake.
1:21.8	I like Bukake.
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