Bubbles Go Up, You Stupid Fuck!

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 9 June 2025

⏱️ 37 minutes

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0:00.0	Hey Freaks, it's Monday, June 9th, 2025.
0:04.0	Coming up on the program today, bees have once again swarmed my head.
0:07.8	Why has nature forsaken me?
0:09.6	Plus, a flat earth struggles to understand how bubbles work,
0:12.6	and a magic flying bouncy castle takes children on an unforgettable ride
0:16.5	and fractures some skulls in the process.
0:19.3	All coming up today.
0:23.6	Distorted View Daily.
0:25.7	Proudly presents.
0:27.6	Getting raped to Christmas music.
0:30.5	You're about to have the very, very best.
0:35.1	I think a little music would be appropriate.
0:39.2	So why don't you sing me, some jingle bells?
0:42.2	Huh?
0:44.2	Come on, you just sing it for me.
0:46.0	No.
0:48.1	I said sing jingle bells.
0:53.3	Jingle bells. Jingle bells.
0:54.9	That's right.
0:57.4	That's right.
0:59.6	That's good.
1:01.6	Yeah.
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