A billion years ago there was nothing but space than one of God's wet farts

blew all the planets in place there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but

planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses.

Baby geniuses, we know everything.

Baby geniuses, we know everything.

Baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses we know everything

baby geniuses tell us something we don't know

when I was 12 I my mouth was so fucked up that like my teeth were super crooked.

They were coming in really crooked.

So, your teeth are so nice now.

So they, well, I had a lot of orthodontic care.

I had too.

My teeth are still fucked.

I mean, they're starting to move because I haven't been wearing my retainer but when I was 12 what they did was they pulled two of my front teeth like I think not my canines are the ones next to them or maybe my canines I think it it was maybe my canines. They pulled out my

baby teeth and they went inside my gums and attached a chain like a chain

with links and then they attach those to a door.

The teeth coming in and then attach that to my braces and every few months I'd have to go in and

they would pull on the chain. And it was like why not use just like a wire that is smooth why use a chain with

with a thing sadis that's why they're such sadis we're not allowed to use any equipment that is not inspired by medieval torture.

You should have seen the pleasure in my dentist's eyes when he kept saying I'm going to expose your jawbone.

He looked so delighted to be saying this. I was like, God, I'm fucking going to pass out if you keep talking.

We can't say that to me. Yeah, that's more of a euphemism.

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