A billion years ago there was nothing but space than one of God's wet farts

blew all the planets in place there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but

planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses.

Baby geniuses, we know everything.

Baby geniuses, we know everything.

Baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses we know everything baby geniuses tell us something we don't know

welcome to baby geniuses I'm Emily I am Lisa thank you for listening

we're very excited to know you.

Every week I attempt sincerity and every week I fail.

I love to watch you try. Yeah, I've been trying to look up the

when my sister was on the podcast we referenced a prank that we had pulled on our dad and I am trying to find the transcript of it.

Basically here's what happened. I wanted to share it with you because we said we were going to

we said we were going to talk about it and

Oh, I found it and we never did we never got to it. So here's the prank that we pulled.

Basically I went on birthright to Israel, which is the free trip to Israel because

they want you to become a Zionist.

They basically pay for a free trip to Israel

and then the whole time talk about how great Israel is

and how you should move there and have lots of babies

and stuff.

Yeah, so much propaganda.

It's great.

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