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Have a seat up there welcome one and all in here out there out there to The Late Show. I'm your host, Stephen Colbert.

Folks, you know, if you watch the show on a regular basis, you know I stand up here every ding- dang night.

And I get all frothed up, but all the upsetting things this government is doing, ignoring the Supreme Court,

using the Constitution as a pre-moistened pine-fresh dude wipe.

But if I've learned one thing from this administration is that sometimes you just got to tune out,

tune out the noise and do something just for you, like accepting a free bribe jet from Qatar.

You know?

A little me time.

Today, Trump visited that country as part of his

mid-east all-you-can-grift carnival cash crews.

And when he arrived, his motorcade was greeted by riders on ceremonial camels.

Oh, the Qataris know the way to Trump's heart.

Bribes and humps.

My lumps.

My humps.

Those lovely camel lumps.

Trump met with the Qatari Amir,

and he praised all the Gulf razzle-dazzle.

What a beautiful place, and we appreciate those camels, and the job you've done is second

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