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🗓️ 14 May 2025
⏱️ 34 minutes
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0:00.0 | Welcome, welcome, one and all to The Late Show. |
0:06.3 | I'm your host, Stephen Colbert. |
0:07.8 | Ladies and gentlemen, we are starting off tonight |
0:14.4 | with some urgent breaking news. |
0:15.8 | According to several texts from my children, |
0:18.1 | today is my birthday. |
0:19.6 | Can we confirm that? |
0:22.6 | Is it possible? Yes. |
0:24.4 | Yes. |
0:26.3 | We have fact checked it. |
0:28.5 | It is today, May 13th, |
0:30.5 | according to my WikiFeet account, |
0:32.8 | which also gave me my birthday wish, five star |
0:34.9 | tutsies. |
0:36.7 | You will be receiving a thank you note, |
0:39.6 | foot perves of the world. |
0:42.1 | It's also a big day for the president |
0:43.9 | because Donald Trump is on the first |
0:45.7 | international trip of his new term |
0:47.8 | visiting Saudi Arabia. |
0:50.4 | Yes. Yes, Donald Trump left the country today, |
0:53.3 | so I got another birthday race. |
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