Welcome one and all to The Late Show.

I'm your host, Stephen Colbert.

But my friends call me Consuela.

Hey! Donald Trump is still out of the country.

Build the world.

And he's visiting America's closest petro monarchies.

While he's over there, he spoke to American troops at an Air Force

Base in Qatar and walked out to his favorite jam.

It is, it is, it is hard, it is hard to imagine a song less danceable.

I hurt myself today to see if I still feel.

I did Johnny Cash Trump.

There you go.

At a business roundtable, he was talking about upgrading military technology,

and he gave his frank opinion of America's stealth fighter jets.

I'm not a huge believer in stealth, because stealth is basically a lot of it's designed into shape.

So you're going to design an ugly plane for stealth reasons.

Yeah. designed an ugly plane for stealth reasons. Did the commander

and chief just call the B-2 bomber Fugley?

Who cares what it looks like?

They designed it so the enemy wouldn't be able to look at it.

Look, look, I'll tell you, if our pilots have to fly an uggo plane, I'd rather, frankly, I'd rather

lose the whole war. And don't get me, do not get me started on camo uniforms. I say,

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