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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Nick Kroll Convinced Netflix to Air Animated Animal Sex | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.723.6K Ratings

🗓️ 1 June 2026

⏱️ 105 minutes

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Gape your 4th eye with Kurt Metzger and Duncan Trussell's new podcast Mystery Boys and get to the bottom of what's really going on in the world: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-i3EV1v5hLfZinN-4ZV4wmZ862wupBWF Also, check out Tom's new bakery, Ciccio Bomba, at the new third location at 1100 South Lamar Blvd in Austin, right across from the Alamo Drafthouse. SPONSORS: - Sign up now and Acorns will boost your new account with a $5 bonus investment. Join the over 14 million all-time customers who have already saved and invested over $27 billion dollars with Acorns. Head to acorns.com/bears or download the Acorns app to get started. - Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $3 million in coverage in as little as 10 minutes at https://ethos.com/BEARS. Application times may vary. Rates may vary. - Don’t let your mind get in the way of a good time. Discover your options at https://BlueChew.com - Right now, Babbel is offering listeners up to 60% off. Go to https://Babbel.com/BEARS - Sponsored by Better Help. Sign up and get 10% off at https://betterhelp.com/bears - Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/bears This week on 2 Bears 1 Cave, Nick Kroll joins Tom and Bert to break down his new Netflix animated series Mating Season, why animation produces tighter comedy than anything shot on the fly, and the emotional formula behind Big Mouth that turned a filthy puberty show into something people actually shed real tears for. Along the way, they get into an all-timer story from a legendary comedy industry gathering featuring basically every comic you've ever loved, Tom's Charlie Murphy sushi dinner story, Bert's 50-pound weight loss and very specific relapse date, a true urban legend about Michael Landon and a javelin, a genuinely compelling movie pitch called The Quad Squad, and somehow end up in a deep dive on the Eichmann trial, featuring Sir Ben Kingsley showing up to a table read entirely off-book with a swastika-covered script. 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 330 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:06:30 - Why Animation Forces Comedians to Actually Write 00:18:31 - The Greatest Comedy Photo You're Not In 00:25:25 - Tom's Charlie Murphy Sushi Dinner Story 00:39:33 - Raccoons, Black Voice, & Building the Mating Season Universe 00:54:46 - Did Michael Landon Kill a Man With a Javelin? 01:01:18 - A Completely Serious Movie Pitch 01:04:19 - Clothes, Bert's Transformation, & Relapse Date 01:13:07 - Nacho Figueras & the Argentina Horse Riding Disaster 01:25:13 - Gay Moose, Goats, & Nick Kroll's Full Project Lineup 01:29:54 - N.O.R.E Calls In 01:32:30 - Nick Kroll Speaks Spanish 01:36:45 - Hunting Eichmann & Sir Ben Kingsley's Unhinged Table Read 01:44:11 - Wrap Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

100%

0:01.2

It's crazy to me

0:07.0

First of all, how hard animated is

0:11.0

Because I

0:12.7

You know, it's like we are in love with a certain Homer Simpson

0:16.0

Sure.

0:16.8

Because, and then when you watch the old Homer Simpson,

0:19.2

You're like, dude, what the fuck is this?

0:22.2

I'm going to strangle. And that's it. Yeah. He was just really angry at first. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's like super pissed.

0:28.2

Yeah. He wasn't the lovable dope. No. And it takes time and shows and shows and it's not even shows, just the landscape of it for attention is such that you can't, you don't have that time and there's not that money to like really let something become itself.

0:44.8

It has to become itself very quickly and successfully.

0:48.0

But having done loudmouth and now the new series.

0:51.1

Are we on?

0:51.7

Are we on?

0:51.9

Yeah, we're on.

0:52.5

Open season.

0:53.1

Not open season.

0:55.0

But I love if we just promote both shows as loudmouth and open season.

0:59.0

He always does that.

1:01.0

So guys get out.

1:02.0

Was it mating season?

1:04.0

It's mating season.

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