Welcome, everyone to the RP shrink podcast.

I am Nick Shaw joined by Dr. Mike.

What's up, man?

What's up, Nick?

Mike, I got a story for you.

I want you to tell me if I was acting irrationally or if you think I was in the right here.

Yeah, I think you're probably fucked up.

There we go. We'll just skip the story all together. We have the answer. Moving on. All right. My kids started school this week. So last Friday night, I was like, hey, let's take the kids out. We'll get some pizza, maybe some ice cream after. And this is, you know, Friday night. I thought we were going to go a little bit earlier by

my son had practice.

So we didn't end up going to like six. Practice for what? Cross country. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, running here. He had to get home and, you know, shower and all that stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like Friday night at six. Now, I had a little snack, right? Because, you know, I don't, I'm like, all right, I'm going to go eat some pizza, probably some ice cream, I'm going to have lots of calories Friday night. So I'm like, I don't need a huge, like, lunch. But so I was already planning that. I had a little, like, snack. I had some protein. I forget what it was. Because I was like, you know how that is. you don't want to go when you're starving hungry and it's Friday night and you got to wait

and all that stuff so I was trying to you know how that is. You don't want to go when you're starving hungry and it's Friday night. You got to wait and all that stuff. So I was trying to be slightly proactive about that. So we get to this restaurant. And I thought there was going to be a wait. But they seated us right away. So I was like, oh, man, like we're in like Flynn. We're good. We're good. This is great. Uh-oh. And then, so we're setting there, 10 minutes go by at least. No one has acknowledged our distance in the restaurant. God, that's the fucking worst. Okay, good. I'm glad you're at least saying that. And then I kind of like just, you know, said something to the person behind me.

I was like, hey.

We exist. Yeah. Like, hey, you know, are we good here? Like, what's going up? We have money and you have pizza. Want to trade? Yeah, yeah, exactly. And so it's go, okay, yeah, I'll get someone over. So, you know, lady came out. took our drink orders

another 10 minutes go by

finally get our drinks

after literally So, you know, lady came out. I think, like, took our drink orders. Oh, shit.

Another 10 minutes go by.

Finally get our drinks after literally been setting in the restaurant at our table for like 20 minutes.

And I'm like, oh, boy.

I mean, I'm just like falling apart on the inside.

I'm just, I'm falling apart.

And, you know, like the kids are restless too they're starving too oh no everyone's hungry everyone's hungry all right whatever i forget

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