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Rude Tales of Magic

Bucket of Milk

Comedy Fiction, Leisure, Comedy, Fiction

4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 17 October 2023

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Absolutely famished from the previous 68 episodes, the gang stops in at a local diner!

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0:00.0	Let's see, let's see, either to me to be chained to the one book with nothing erotic in it, oh wait! A poem? Well, there's a first time for everything, ehem!
0:18.0	Attend this tale, both crass and tragic, that we shall call Root Tales of Magic?
0:24.0	Shit, Cordelia has a scary scream, hear it on the Root Tales live stream!
0:30.0	Freddy's spells are eldritch horrors, tickets on sale for only five dollars!
0:38.0	Where will Alby, what a beast turn, our live show starts at eight eastern?
0:44.0	Bellow worships at Demon's Church, decked out in exclusive merch!
0:50.0	Branson grins with vampires fine teeth, see you there October 90th!
0:56.0	Stirfrag calls out that final refrain, Root Tales of Magic, they invaded my brain!
1:03.0	Hey, what the fuck, that wasn't sexy at all! Oh wait, there's a note at the bottom, tickets on sale at Root Tales of Magic.com
1:12.0	Hmm, still not sexy, fuck!
1:24.0	Hello loyal listeners, welcome back to Root Tales of Magic!
1:30.0	It's me your host with the ghost, the grave freaker, who has a ghost, I own a ghost, I am your host with the ghost!
1:39.0	The ghost is right here, say something ghost!
1:45.0	Well said ghost, anyway, I think I've gotten into the October spirit well enough!
1:50.0	Let's begin this episode of Root Tales of Magic!
1:56.0	What the fuck?
2:10.0	God shit, dude, did that dance well?
2:21.0	We open now in a beautiful home, way out past the suburbs, it's almost new, almost lunchtime.
2:28.0	A little girl with kind eyes and a horrible kanku with awful insect wings standing in a kitchen, she looks at him quizzically.
2:38.0	Have you ever been hungry?
2:40.0	Hungry, but there's no one around, no one around.
2:43.0	Have you ever been hungry?
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