Hell Rules (with special guest Caldwell Tanner)
Rude Tales of Magic
Bucket of Milk
4.9 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 3 October 2023
⏱️ 95 minutes
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Summary
As our now TOTALLY KILLED PARTY take stock of their new, Hellish surroundings (spoiler: it's Hell), perhaps they would do well to enlist a guide of sorts to show them the way? Enter a mysterious ferryman (GUEST STAR CALDWELL TANNER) but does he have his own agenda? Or does he just want to get home to....his wife???
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