Welcome to stupidity, home of the greatest medium mind ever to walk the planet.

Okay, so here's a deal. He's a true icon in every sense of the word.

He's loved and feared more than any being to grace this planet.

There's too gosh, a man with a voice that sounds like

Mary White and Beyonce

had a Jewish baby.

God himself would pay $39.99

for a cameo.

Fact of the matter is

you are about to embark

on a transcendent experience

that can only be described as psychological nudity.

This is Sto Goss, and this is Stuponity.

Here we go, Jim.

Tony!

Welcome in to another episode of Stuponity.

Billy and Mikey A. have left me to my own devices.

I am doing this alone this week.

They'll be back next week.

There is nothing.

I have said this forever. There is nothing like a Stanley Cup playoff run.

And down in South Florida, we are not accustomed to Stanley Cup playoff runs.

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