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Tony!

All right, welcome in to stuponity.

Billy, I have an interesting question, really for you and then for Mike E.A.

Because my feeling down here is that we are enjoying the hell out of a hockey playoff run

and an NBA playoff run at the same exact time.

But we are annoying the rest of the country.

And so, Billy, I ask you, are you enjoying this run, kind of taken away from the Marlins,

who have won six of ten playing pretty good baseball right now?

Are you annoyed by this run? Do you love this run? And how do you think the rest of the country is experiencing this run? And then we'll get to Mike E. because I feel like we're annoying the hell out of Mike E.A. and everyone else. Our show in particular, you know? Is Mike E.A. the rest of the country? I think he's representative of the rest of the country. Okay. By the way,

we're just cutting straight to the chase today, huh? None of the biggest podcast in the world business. Thanks to you presented by draft. Yeah, you took all of that out. You just skipped right past all of that this week. We had kind of like a script. I mean, oh, okay. Well, I mean, that's not what I would have. I would have, if I would do the whole open again

No, no, no. I haven't done it in like a month. I mean, you did it last week, I think. Oh, okay. Well, I mean, that's not what I would have. I would have, if I would. You want me to do the whole open again?

No, no, no.

I haven't done it in like a month.

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