Welcome to stupidity, home of the greatest medium mind ever to walk the planet.

Okay, so here's a deal. He's a true icon in every sense of the word.

He's loved and feared more than any being to grace this planet.

There's too gosh, a man with a voice that sounds like Barry White and Beyonce had a Jewish

baby.

God himself would pay $39.99 for a cameo.

Fact of the matter is, you are about to embark on a transcendent experience that can only be described as psychological nudity.

This is Sto Goss, and this is stupidity.

Here we go, Jim.

Tony!

Billy, we have a very golfy stuponity coming on here.

I don't know if golfy is a word, but we have the author of a golf book, Drew Millard, who's going to join us.

And we have a guy who just won his first tournament on the PGA tour at the Wells Fargo, Woodham Clark. He did it last

week. He won $3.6 million. His highest paycheck before that was $450,000. So an exciting time for him.

Golf seems like a hobby or a sport ability that you've wanted to pick up for like years. You've been

telling me for years

you want to get into golf and yet you haven't done it yet those clubs in the back there haven't

moved in a year i mean um yeah i mean i i yes that's true i have wanted to get into golf and

the thing is is that i'm not good enough and i get very frustrated when i play golf so like

sometimes i've thought to myself like,

oh, you know what? I just want to go to the driving range and maybe let off some steam. And then I don't go. And then I think, well, if I would have gone, it would have taken me a while to get there, a while to get back. It would have been terrible the whole time. I would have been hot. And I just kind of talk myself out of wanting to do

golf. You know what I mean? Like, I want to do golf

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