NFinaL Draft (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie) RE-RELEASE
My Momma Told Me
Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts
4.8 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 4 September 2025
⏱️ 51 minutes
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Summary
Hey Lil Mommas! Here's one from the vault since football szn is coming back baby! Is the NFL scripted? Langston and David move the chains on the possibilities of this viral conspiracy theory. Discussions arise when we revisit the NBA being rigged and what rappers Langston and David could beat up. The answer: plenty.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an IHeart podcast. |
| 0:04.2 | I just normally do straight stand-up, but this is a bit different. |
| 0:08.0 | What do you get when a true crime producer walks into a comedy club? |
| 0:12.2 | Answer, a new podcast called Wisecrack, where a comedian finds himself at the center of a chilling true crime story. |
| 0:18.8 | Does anyone know what show they've come to see? |
| 0:22.1 | It's a story. |
| 0:23.2 | It's about the scariest night of my life. |
| 0:25.4 | This is Wisecrack, available now. |
| 0:29.1 | Listen to Wisecrack on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. |
| 0:35.4 | I feel like I'm like backpack rapper level rich right now. |
| 0:39.5 | Does that make sense? |
| 0:40.8 | I'm not like rapper, |
| 0:41.7 | rapper rich, |
| 0:42.8 | but I'm like, |
| 0:44.1 | me and someone who was on ruckus records in the 90s |
| 0:48.6 | probably make the same amount. |
| 0:51.8 | Like any of the niggas on sound bombing, |
| 0:54.4 | we probably make the same amount of money. |
| 0:56.4 | The government growing babies. |
| 1:02.4 | Microchips in your anus. |
| 1:05.5 | All koala bears are racist. |
| 1:08.1 | The ozone layer owes the money. |
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