Immigrate for a Big D*ck (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)
My Momma Told Me
Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts
4.8 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 2 September 2025
⏱️ 46 minutes
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Summary
It's a Langston and David episode this week and they discuss a plenty: titties vs. ass technology, Shakespeare, the future of immigration (the answer may surprise you), and much more. Plus, they answer listener voicemails about Shannon Sharpe and good quality lady bits.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an IHeart podcast. |
| 0:20.8 | Sometimes I'll be thinking about Reggie not giving up that fish hoagie. Yeah, he really wanted it. I really wanted it. And he was not going to tell me where he got. No, he really was like, no, this is private. Yeah. He's like, you don't even want to go to that neighborhood, bro. Yeah, that's how you play. |
| 0:23.0 | He was like, oh, it's not even, it's from my old neighborhood. |
| 0:24.6 | You can't even get over there. |
| 0:27.1 | Yeah, he's like, man, buses don't even go that way. |
| 0:30.2 | Get your Ishka Bibbles. |
| 0:31.0 | Shut the fuck up. |
| 0:36.3 | The government growing babies. |
| 0:39.3 | Microchips in your houseise All koala bears are racist |
| 0:42.3 | The ozone layer owes the money |
| 0:47.3 | Farshets offended turkey stuff |
| 0:50.3 | Y'all can't tell me nothing |
| 0:53.3 | Cha Cha real smooth! There it is, there stuff. Y'all can't tell me nothing. |
| 0:57.2 | Chachia real smooth. |
| 0:58.0 | There it is. |
| 0:58.7 | There it is. |
| 1:00.5 | Little Mamas and Gentiles alike. |
| 1:04.1 | Welcome to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me. The podcast where we died deep into the pockets of black conspiracy is. |
| 1:07.9 | You know what the fuck we came to prove? |
| 1:10.0 | Not a goddamn thing. We ain't what the fuck we came to prove? Not a goddamn thing. |
| 1:08.1 | We ain't helping. Not even trying to. That wasn't our goal at all. Nope. We don't even have the illusion of this. If you dumb motherfuckers are learning something from this, ugh. Yeah. Boo. What? You blew it. Are you crazy? Sometimes I do see comments and stuff |
| 1:09.7 | and I'm like, oh, there's people |
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