Justice for Melvin! (with Will Miles)
My Momma Told Me
Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts
4.8 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 9 September 2025
⏱️ 44 minutes
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Summary
This episode of My Momma Told Me goes all over the place. We don't even have a dedicated conspiracy, but you know conspiracy talk happens. Langston and David are joined by dear Black conspirator Will Miles (SouthSide, Grown-ish). They discuss ideas like SeaWorld getting us comfortable with slavery again through booking millenial hip hop artists, mega church pastors being trolls, and of course, Love Island being another off shoot of slavery. They answer a voicemail from a Lil' Momma about smoke detector psyops...even proclaiming Langston and David as "BlackAnons". Plus, we are demanding Hollywood to remake Baby Boy through the perspective of Melvin.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an IHeart podcast. |
| 0:07.3 | Will A.I.M. |
| 0:09.3 | Ooh. |
| 0:11.1 | Is that pretty good? |
| 0:12.4 | Will A. |
| 0:12.9 | I. |
| 0:13.1 | Is Will A. |
| 0:13.2 | Am does seem like he's connected to robots. |
| 0:15.2 | He is A. |
| 0:16.1 | He's a future. |
| 0:17.0 | He calls himself a futurist. |
| 0:18.3 | Have you seen him talk like in his East L.A. accent? |
| 0:21.7 | Yes. |
| 0:22.2 | I love it. |
| 0:23.1 | He, he seems like the most boring interpretation of robot. |
| 0:29.1 | Yeah. |
| 0:30.5 | Where like he, he imagined a robot and he was like, beep boop, be, boop, be boop. |
| 0:37.4 | Like, ew, will I am? |
| 0:39.0 | That's what you think a robot is? |
| 0:41.3 | Doop, doop, dooop, doo. |
| 0:43.1 | He's fucking corny. |
| 0:45.4 | Fucking loser. |
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