New Year’s Superstitions 2023!

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🗓️ 2 January 2023

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Moses returns to the God Pod after wandering the desert of 2022 to chat with God about Jesus' crankiness, stress, and baby Moses. They answer pressing questions from listeners about Christmas cake, divine child support, atheist Batman, and the re-crucification of Jesus. Moses covers New Year's superstitions on Conspiracy Corner, and Woid Of The Week returns. They also discuss the hypocrisy of Greg Abbott's cruel Christmas eve migrant stunt and Trump's tax returns and ask who would win a fight between MTG and Boebert on The Goddamn News. The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! Links to all our channels here: https://linktr.ee/godpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Today on The God Bond, Dr. V says if humans are all God's children, are we do back child support payments?
0:10.5	Hmm. Ha ha ha ha ha ha! No!
0:14.5	Oh!
0:17.0	Melius says, God, can you send Moses back to Earth to strike more rocks for water?
0:22.0	The Midwest, U.S. needs it.
0:24.5	Oh wow.
0:25.5	I forgot that you have this power Moses, what with the cane and everything.
0:29.5	Do you have that much power?
0:30.5	I have a lot, not as much power as an iPhone, but I have a lot of power.
0:34.0	And it's kind of like an iPhone because when people look at me and they go, oh yeah, you have that power.
0:38.5	It's like on your, your text is someone you like, oh yeah, this is also a phone.
0:42.0	I want to go with these so-called New Year's superstitions.
0:49.0	And here's a stupid one, but this is real, keep some extra cash in your wallet.
0:53.5	The fuck? What? That's a thing.
0:56.0	I never heard about any of these, no wonder things have been going so rough for mankind.
1:12.0	By their human, I'm God.
1:14.5	Welcome to the God Pog.
1:16.5	On this show, I, the Lord thy God, interview interesting humans.
1:20.5	I also discuss all the latest current events with my co-hosts such as Jesus, Santa, Satan, and more.
1:27.5	Find the God pod wherever you get your podcasts.
1:30.5	The God pod.
1:31.5	Have it.
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