New Year's Resolutions For College Football
The Valenti Show
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🗓️ 31 December 2025
⏱️ 7 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | All right, we'll get to your calls in a second. |
| 0:03.9 | I want to touch table on some football here. |
| 0:05.6 | Kenny, music, please. |
| 0:10.6 | F you. |
| 0:15.3 | So. |
| 0:15.9 | What do you want, Vern Lungquist? |
| 0:17.3 | What are you got? |
| 0:18.0 | Michael, do you know what day today is? Today is National |
| 0:25.2 | Forklift Safety Day. I don't know if that's true, but it might be. Okay. What it is is New Year's |
| 0:31.0 | Eve and the New Year's resolution for each of the top, let's call it, say 10 teams we have on this CBS list. Okay. I want you to guess or predict what it should be in your eyes and then I will tell you what they have. All right. All right. Number 10, Miami. What is their New Year's resolution? What do they need to accomplish? Have Mario Cristobal stop being stupid? Okay. So that's not going to happen. No, I just part. So the next idea. |
| 0:57.5 | Okay. The next idea would be this. They've got to get it together offensively. |
| 1:02.7 | It was a swing and a miss with Carson Beck. It's been a swing and a miss from a schematic this year. |
| 1:07.6 | They've got to have that offense match. What has now become a vintage Miami defense. Like tonight, |
| 1:12.7 | you're going to see a Miami defense that |
| 1:14.6 | looks like Ed Reed and |
| 1:16.7 | Ray Lewis and Warren Sapp. |
| 1:18.5 | You're talking about major |
| 1:20.6 | talent down there. The offense is |
| 1:22.6 | just morbid. So you |
| 1:24.6 | are not far off at all. It's fine QB1 |
| 1:26.8 | in the transfer portal. So you're right there. |
| 1:28.7 | My guess, you want to guess? They'll pay an excruciatingly ridiculous, call it $4 million to Sam Levitt. |
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