New Year's Resolutions, Daniel's Second Curl, Dry Vaginas
Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend
Alison Rosen
4.6 • 6.5K Ratings
🗓️ 1 January 2026
⏱️ 91 minutes
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Summary
Ring in the New Year with Daniel, Tony and me. We're sharing our resolutions and hearing yours. Plus updates on the fish, Daniel's hair, dog outfits, grief, Daniel's zillion dollar idea and more. Happy New Year!
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | And now, live from Pod Cabin in Burbank, California, it's the Allison Rosen is your new best friend show. |
| 0:08.4 | Tonight, Allison Welcomes no guests, but tone zone is here with a cup of kindness for your old acquaintances that have been forgot and advice on how best to bring them to mind. |
| 0:19.9 | I'm her husband Daniel saying hop on board the love bus, |
| 0:22.7 | and say hello to you the best friend, Allison Rosen. |
| 0:26.8 | Allison Rosen, Rosen is your new best friend. |
| 0:32.4 | Allison, Allison, we'll have the good your new best friend Hello, my little |
| 0:51.5 | episode of Alison Rosen is your new best friend |
| 0:54.0 | The first episode of 20 and Rosen is your new best friend. |
| 0:57.4 | The first episode of 2026. |
| 1:04.2 | That particular seasonal, delicious carbohydrate was sent in on Patreon. |
| 1:06.3 | Patreon by Trisha M. |
| 1:08.4 | Yes, I am on Patreon. |
| 1:10.5 | You can get all sorts of fun stuff over there. |
| 1:12.3 | You can get episodes of the Friendzone. |
| 1:15.1 | I just last month put one up with Renee Colvert. |
| 1:19.4 | And I haven't even told the people in the room yet Renee's news. |
| 1:23.8 | And I don't know if I'm going to tell them or not because it is paywalled. |
| 1:25.6 | That's the kind of stuff you get on Patreon. |
| 1:28.2 | Also, I love where you can text me and I will text you back and so much more fun stuff patreon.com slash alison rosen patreon and if you do an annual |
| 1:37.0 | subscription you get two months free that's a good deal ren talked about good deals on the episode |
| 1:41.2 | oh yeah i know did she talk about why she didn't text me back? That's right. I just fired shots at the nicest person alive. Oh my God. How long goes you text her? It was pre-Christmas. Maybe like a week before Christmas. What did your text say? I asked if she was going to be in town for Christmas. Oh. Trying to offer up some some activities. |
| 2:01.3 | Yeah. |
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