Daniel and Alison (Alison's Humid Eyeballs and Daniel's Life of Crime)
Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend
Alison Rosen
4.6 • 6.5K Ratings
🗓️ 29 December 2025
⏱️ 88 minutes
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Summary
My eyesight has apparently the humidity of my eyeballs has changed overnight. Meanwhile Daniel is making fun of the class I took in college to fulfill my PE requirement. We take a detour into Greek life and what if the key to being social is just being more social? We discuss bats versus mice and I learn my fish dreams are not uncommon in the aquarium community. Plus your calls and more.
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| 0:00.0 | Allison, Rosen, |
| 0:02.7 | Allison Rosen is your new best friend. |
| 0:06.6 | Allison, Allison, we've helped the good times never end. |
| 0:12.0 | Allison, Rosen, too, we'll wait a defensive dance again. |
| 0:17.7 | Allison, Rosen, Allison's your new best friend. |
| 0:22.8 | Hey, everyone. |
| 0:23.6 | Hi, hello. |
| 0:24.3 | Welcome to another exciting episode of Allison Rosen is your new best friend. |
| 0:28.4 | I am sitting here. |
| 0:30.4 | It is the week before Christmas and New Year's, that weird week. |
| 0:34.4 | And I'm in Podcabin with your husband and mine, Daniel Quants. |
| 0:38.5 | Hello. |
| 0:39.2 | Hello. |
| 0:40.4 | Again, remember, I shan't be commenting on his vibe, his tone, his energy, his tone of voice, |
| 0:48.3 | his mood, any sort of like, he could stick the microphone in his mouth, right? He could fist the microphone in his mouth right he could fist the microphone with his mouth |
| 0:57.9 | would that be fisting no there's why is your glasses foggy i don't know no there's like moisture |
| 1:04.0 | on the inside of your i know i feel okay well you can wipe them i was going to talk about that in a |
| 1:08.9 | second anyway i won't be commenting on |
| 1:12.8 | anything going on with Daniel because those are his boundaries and it puts him up in his head at |
| 1:18.2 | the beginning of the show. I will tell you, however, that something is happening with me. |
| 1:24.8 | I feel like there's a stabbing sensation in my left ear. |
| 1:29.7 | And also, overnight, it is as if my eyesight has changed. |
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