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The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project

New Year, New You, New Caravan

The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Sports, Arts

4.84.6K Ratings

🗓️ 16 January 2019

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

There is a new caravan coming to town and everybody is talking about it. Clemson celebrates the national title with fast food at the White house and the WWE is in an uproar after wrestler shoves tampon down her rival's throat.
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0:00.0

You're listening to Comedy Central.

0:02.6

Welcome to episode 17 of the Jessenlik and Rosenthal Vanity Project, Jeremy Pay.

0:07.7

Junior Vice President.

0:08.9

We're like that hot dudes reading books Instagram account except an audio form.

0:13.8

John Wetland, see you when I free it if not when they let me in.

0:19.0

John Wetland shout out, didn't expect that to start the show.

0:30.9

A true Yankee as you put it earlier.

0:32.7

Who is that baseball player?

0:34.2

He's a retired baseball player who was the new story broke today or maybe is charged today

0:40.0

with having sex with multiple 14 year old girls.

0:43.6

You look and you see the picture and you're like, oh yeah this guy.

0:47.2

That's what that's been like.

0:48.6

He likes to do.

0:49.6

Yankee budget.

0:50.6

Yeah he's like it's like jitter and then him.

0:54.9

Big week this week.

0:55.9

Shout out to my brother.

0:57.4

First of all, happy birthday to Mike.

0:59.9

Turning 33 today.

1:00.9

He's in Mexico.

1:01.9

We have not spoken.

1:02.9

He's a great guy.

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