Orko: Anthony is Mad About the Patriots

The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Sports, Arts

4.8 • 4.6K Ratings

🗓️ 23 January 2019

⏱️ 52 minutes

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This week: Trampthirsty and Rosenthal celebrate the Patriots winning the AFC Championship and Anthony is not happy about it. A Florida teacher is accused of smearing human feces on a park bench before a child's birthday party, Tiki Barber makes his broadway debut in Kinky Boots, and a man is hospitalized after injecting himself with semen to relieve his back pain.
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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central!
0:02.6	Welcome to episode 18 of The Jessel Nick and Rosenthal Vanity Project,
0:07.7	JARVY!
0:08.7	Junior Vice President!
0:09.8	I set him up and Jessel Tron knocks him down.
0:12.5	I've spent the past five months trying to think of a mascot for this podcast and now
0:17.1	we finally got him.
0:18.7	That's right, Orco!
0:20.6	Orco, what is Orco?
0:30.6	I knew you were not going to know who Orco is.
0:32.4	He man from He-Man?
0:33.4	He man!
0:34.4	He man masters the universe.
0:36.7	He wasn't part of the original origin story of He-Man but when they had the animated series
0:41.5	on Master of the Universe they brought him in his comic relief and I asked him if he
0:47.2	would be the official mascot of our show and he was like, yeah.
0:50.6	I used to have an Orco toy that you know he wind up or something and go around the house
0:55.5	I believe so.
0:56.5	That's all that he man.
0:57.5	See I had a He-Man, you had Orco.
0:59.2	Yeah, I had that too.
1:00.2	I mean I had it all.
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