Okay, so I just went to the grocery store, bought a bunch of things. Very excited to have them in stock in my refrigerator. One of them was an accidental purchase. I'm not sure if you've ever experienced that, but I accidentally bought hamburger buns. I'm not having a grill out. I'm not making

hamburgers or veggie burgers of any sort. It was just a mistake. I thought I was buying this

strange gluten-free bread I tend to like, and instead I accidentally got these hamburger buns. And you know what? It's a real

gift. I'm so excited because when I was a kid, I had this after school snack that I would make.

I believe I've spoken about this somewhere in the

archive of this podcast, or perhaps it was on spiraling. But do you know that feeling when you'd

come home from school? Perhaps you were a latchkey kid like myself. Perhaps you were alone.

Perhaps you had some time to kill or procrastinate prior to homework or

TV or dancing to the radio. That's what I would do. And I would also sit in the kitchen

on the floor and make the same snack.

And let me tell you what it was.

And you might want to fast forward if you're grossed out easily by odd foods because I would take a hamburger bun, which we tended to always have.

I don't know why my mom had them.

She really loved a turkey burger that she would make on the, on the George Foreman grill. Anyway, we always had these hamburger buns. I would take one of those,

spread some jiffy peanut butter, as well as a bit of honey, I believe. And I'd pop that bad boy into the microwave.

Yeah, that's what I'd do. And it becomes soft. It become a pastry of sorts. And let me tell you,

I just made a version of that. I don't have a microwave. I didn't have any honey on hand,

so it wasn't an exact replica. But you know what? It scratched the edge. And you know what else

was a big part of my childhood? Today's guest, Kelly Rowland. Yes, the Kelly Rowland from

Destiny's Child. And no, no, she's not actually really our guest because I'm not actually speaking with her.

But what I'm about to play you is a clip from a new podcast, a podcast better than this one that you're listening to and perhaps subscribe to right now.

And that podcast is called, yeah, I fucked that up.

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