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Keep Your Eyes Open

Floyd, Simon, Kamar and Chico

Tv & Film, Arts, Film Reviews, Comedy

3.0 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 April 2026

⏱️ 146 minutes

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Summary

We have finally shed ourselves of Toe Rogan. We are now officially Keep Your Eyes Open. We hope you all stick around for the ride! Also, now you tell 500 friends to check us out without having to explain our stupid format. We want to thank everyone who stuck around during the transition period. Whether you've been here for 7 years or just found us, it means to the world to us that you listen! Enjoy! The Joe Rogan Experience Experience is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!

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0:00.0	Anyway, so I have to decide whether I want to be happy and not in pain or be able to come.
0:06.4	It's like a real fucking scale balance of the scales.
0:10.3	No, because you can't take the, you can't stop taking the pill because you're building up.
0:16.8	And what happens if you take it off?
0:19.5	Well, then you have to start all over again.
0:21.5	Yeah.
0:22.1	Start figuring out how to have a little condom full of cum.
0:26.8	Start back with a condom already full of cum.
0:29.6	We'll give you the cum.
0:31.1	No.
0:32.2	No. He's volunteering for this.
0:33.7	Again, again, it's not for her.
0:36.4	I want to come. Yeah, no, I get that for her. I want to come.
0:38.9	Yeah, no, I get that.
0:40.5	So I'm not fooling myself by spitting on my wife's back.
0:43.6	Did you test it?
0:46.1	Camar's like, how about this?
0:47.4	You're fucking your wife.
0:48.3	I come over.
0:49.0	Stick my finger in your asshole.
0:51.7	You're fucking your wife.
0:53.1	Wait, no, scratch that.
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