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Keep Your Eyes Open

Floyd, Simon, Kamar and Chico

Tv & Film, Arts, Film Reviews, Comedy

3.0 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 April 2026

⏱️ 144 minutes

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Our country should be on fire. Instead, we don't care. Can't start a fire when gas is $3, I guess. Enjoy! The Joe Rogan Experience Experience is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!

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0:00.0	But my roommate drinks and does coke all night.
0:04.0	Well, that's cool.
0:04.8	Like Thursday to Monday.
0:06.3	Does he ever give you any of his Coke?
0:07.9	Sure.
0:08.5	That's cool.
0:09.3	It's cool, but it's just...
0:10.8	This rooming house sounds better and better all the time.
0:13.4	Sometimes there's wars.
0:14.5	Yeah.
0:15.8	Hence my...
0:17.0	Petly little slots.
0:19.7	What's going on here?
0:21.6	Sometimes I wake up and there's a thousand dollars under my pillow at this rooming house.
0:26.4	Never.
0:27.3	Well, if I play my pedley slots, that's what I'm talking about.
0:31.9	Oh, no.
0:32.8	Suicide?
0:33.3	It's hilarious.
0:33.9	For the record, suicide is a five figure.
0:37.7	Yes, yes.
0:38.8	Kamar, you're absolutely right.
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