Dolphin Overlords & Idiot Savants
Keep Your Eyes Open
Floyd, Simon, Kamar and Chico
3.0 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 31 March 2026
⏱️ 130 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I don't know. |
| 0:01.1 | Was that an insult or a compliment? |
| 0:02.9 | No, if you paid $500 for that, we were going to have to aggressively, we were going to have to aggressively clown you. But it looks expensive. I think that's what the, like you're, are bombs away, honey. Yes. But I knew how much this was before I went to the cash. You know what I got to start with? I think he knows already, but I got to tell you. |
| 0:21.1 | So I went down to fucking 100 Constellation Ave or whatever. |
| 0:26.6 | It's where you fight your tickets. |
| 0:28.3 | Remember I told you I got dinged for two tickets, the rolling the stop sign and not having a license. |
| 0:34.9 | So I pay the stop sign one because I was guilty. But I went down and I pled guilty to the other one. And I was like, look, I was like, 400 bucks is crazy. I was like, in this economy, I was like, I. No, I said that. I said, in this economy, I have a kid at home. I was like, I went that day and spent another hundred |
| 0:54.8 | renewing my license. I was like, I'm just looking for a reduction. Yeah. He was like, zero. It's done. No way. Straight up. Just for showing up. Dude, he was like, yeah, it's done. I said the whole thing. I said that out loud. I said the whole thing. The girl, the only other. Can we go backwards. I didn't run the stop. |
| 1:10.8 | Yeah, yeah, dude. |
| 1:13.0 | No, I couldn't. |
| 1:13.7 | So, you know, sometimes the system Is that the whole thing? The girl, the only other... Can we go backwards? I didn't run the stop side. |
| 1:10.9 | Yeah, yeah, yeah, dude. |
| 1:30.0 | No, I couldn't. So, you know, sometimes the system works. Yeah, sometimes, you know. Well, I think if you go, you get a reduction. Yeah, because nobody ever shows up. It's going through that process. And if the cop doesn't show up, you immediately win. Well, no, this one, again, there was no contesting this. No, but you know what I mean. |
| 1:31.2 | Yeah, again, there was no contesting this. No, but you know what I mean. Yeah, I get it. I'm just saying. And this, trust me, this cop told me, he's like, if you do contest it, I'm showing up. And I was like, cool. What a prick. Oh, he was a total asshole. What a prick. What color was he? What a true cell. His last name was chow. Told Normie. |
| 1:47.4 | Chow. |
| 2:03.3 | Yeah. Was he like a short guy? I mean, I'm in my car, so I can't, you know. And I'm just angry at that point. Yeah. Yeah. I told you Simon, I give my, when he looks at my license and sees that it's expired, he says, wow, this is just a useless piece of plastic. |
| 2:06.1 | I was like, this guy's going to be a problem. Most of the time cops are assholes, but every once in a while you get like, like one time I hit a person. |
| 2:13.1 | And the guy was like so fucking nice. |
| 2:18.5 | He was like, listen, I get it. |
| 2:19.9 | She's wearing a black jacket at night. |
| 2:21.6 | Oh, you are real lucky. |
| 2:22.6 | Yeah, it was like a person. |
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