Hey everybody this is Harlan just before we get started I want to remind you that I will be doing stand-up comedy live in Portland Oregon

February 17th 18th and 19th at a great comedy club called Helium and you can get your

tickets at Harland Williams.com and here we go but this is for our viewers to try and figure out love,

figure out Valentine's Day,

try to understand your discombobulating TED Talk

that made no sense.

So let's do some speed dating.

Okay.

You're the girl and your name is...

Stephanie.

And I'm Dawn.

I know.

When you hear the bell, the speed date starts,

and when you hear the bell, the speed date ends.

Now as the girl, I'm here, so I've been sitting at this table,

you're going to enter, because you were the one done who was rotating around

So will you sit into it? Yes, I will. Great already you're being controlling not a good start

Hi Not a good start. Hi, I'm Dawn, how are you?

You're riding down the Harlan Highway.

All right, hold tight on the Holland Highway Show.

Parliament Williams.

I didn't want to tell you know,

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