Hey everybody this is Harlan just before we get started I want to remind you that I will be doing stand-up comedy live in Portland Oregon

February 17th 18th and 19th at a great comedy club called Helium and you can get your

tickets at Harland Williams.com that's February 17th to 19th at helium in Portland, Oregon.

And with that little bell, let's not waste any more time.

Let's roll down the Harland Highway.

And here we go.

The best thing about babies is the way their heads smell.

What does it smell like?

Like heaven.

Let me smell.

A baby's head.

Right? Oh my God, that smells like a pepperage farm like chocolate double bun cake. What does it smell like to you?

It smells like new tires.

You're riding down the Harlan Highway. All ride, hold tight on the Holland Highway Show.

Harland Williams.

Sometimes I do most of the interview of this level.

Oh, you're a whisper whisper you're like a pod

whisper well you knew that right yeah well I knew you're a horse whisper but a

dog whisper but I didn't know you're a pod whisper.

Yes I am.

Could I ask a favor just for this pod only?

Could you articulate, enunciate and project for fuck sake and I don't mean that an aggressive way I just mean I'm asking it from

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